lexiconic

elusivedinosaur:

farrahthesquid:

likeachineseburn:

kittyisalive:

jaydeygaga:

what you need:

• a small glass of rubbing alcohol or vodka
• 10 strips of newspaper (bigger than your nails)
• LIGHT nailpolish. white, clear, light pink, etc. anything LIGHT

now do this:

• dip your nails in the alcohol for a while so the whole nail is wet
• press a strip of the newspaper on your nail and hold firmly for 30 seconds. do NOT move the strip, keep it firm
• go over with a clear coat so it’ll last

So doing this.

If someone did this, I would make love to them on the spot.

WEARIN’ IT RIGHT NOW, BITCHESSSSS. /waves hands around sexily

I feel stupid because I have been trying to do this unsuccesffuly…RADAAA

I like this idea.

(Source: morgan-tyler)

tumblrisforlulz:

thedailywhat:

Writing Instrument of the Day: New from Sharpie, the Liquid Pencil is the prodigious spawn of too many wine coolers at the annual Pencil Fraternity / Pen Sorority mixer. Its liquid graphite “ink” allows the user to erase at will for up to three days, after which any written material becomes permanent. Suck it, Mike Nesmith’s mom!

The Sharpie Liquid Pencil hits stores in September, but you can purchase some right now for $5/pk via Office Depot.

[g|g.]

I hope these are better than the “erasable pens” of my youth.

(via sweethomestyle)

Ha!

sweethomestyle:

via www.thecoolhunter.com.au

Dear 7am, You used to be prettier. I’d enjoy you much more here. Please arrange for my travel and lodging tout de suite.

Sincerely,

Sarah

fuckyeahcoffee:

realnikkibee:

my black crack.

I need to order more of this.

blackandwtf:

via turnofthecentury and Online Archive of California.

People just don’t get dressed up to ride ostriches anymore.

My Aunt has an ostrich egg. It’s the size of my head.

fyeahstrangefinds:

Tooth Piks are molars on a mission – one side is a perfect little party fork and the other side a spoon for scooping and spreading. No matter what’s on offer you’ve got it covered! These handy little utensils are washable, reusable, durable, and food-safe. (Source)

I like this idea.

elusivedinosaur:

(via knivesandpompoms)

(via acrossoceans)

For Maisha